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100wc

Once upon a time i was walking through a very dark forest and i decided to take a big bite out of my peanut butter and jelly sandwich it was horribly disgusting so i spit it out and threw it at a deformed tree as soon as it hit the tree the tree shook and changed shape i looked around to see if i could see anyone as i was looking i saw a rather large pond i started walking towards it i was about half a meter from it when i tripped and fell head first into the pond

The shoe

Hmm… I wonder who owns this shoe he must have 100000 dollars seeing as it’s a white van*. they are to dank to keep so i will give them to the police to find who owns the WHITE VAN. Three days later the police rang me up and said that the shoe belonged to me so i said “funkybullshrimp” then I realised I’m that I was the only person in the world with WHITE VANS and the WHITE VAN  was priceless so he sped down to the police station on his triumph bonneville bobber at 150 Kp/h to pick up his shoe

 

*The shoe not a van*