Hmm… I wonder who owns this shoe he must have 100000 dollars seeing as it’s a white van*. they are to dank to keep so i will give them to the police to find who owns the WHITE VAN. Three days later the police rang me up and said that the shoe belonged to me so i said “funkybullshrimp” then I realised I’m that I was the only person in the world with WHITE VANS and the WHITE VAN was priceless so he sped down to the police station on his triumph bonneville bobber at 150 Kp/h to pick up his shoe
*The shoe not a van*